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Mamdani's Commie Care: Nothing Says 'Great Parenting' Like Dumping Your Kids With Randos to Go Get Lit
2+ hour, 45+ min ago (231+ words) If a parent will leave their kid with some person hired by the government for free just because they want a 'night out', they need some serious me time. These same people who won't let grandparents babysit because they haven't…...
Kyle Kulinski Declares the US a Failed State for Having Hovering Planes of Death but No Childcare
1+ week, 5+ day ago (375+ words) Happy Independence Day, everyone! We here at Twitchy are happily celebrating 250 years of America, but we're certainly noticing a lot of people who seem to be triggered by it. As we mentioned on Friday, a New York Times journalist said…...
Tim Walz Complains WH 'Cutting Off' MN Health Care Funds—Funny, That's $250M Less for the Somali Scams
3+ mon, 4+ week ago (117+ words) Tonight, Tim Walz took to X to complain the White House taking medical funds away from Minnesota. Well, Minnesota allowed billions of dollars to be misused fraudulently so maybe Walz should rustle up that money and use it. In Tim's…...
U-Haul Backed Up to the Open Door of the Quality Learing Center in Minneapolis
5+ mon, 2+ week ago (308+ words) And they'd just fixed the sign and everything. We checked Google, and it told us that the Quality Learning Center in Minneapolis, prominently featured in Nick Shirley's viral video, has closed permanently. Where are all of those parents going to…...
Hilarious Quality Learing Center Informercial Will Have You Starting Your Own Daycare
5+ mon, 2+ week ago (205+ words) In the world of AI, where it's getting harder to tell real from fake, we are pleased to tell you that good old human generated satire is alive and well. Comedian Nick Peterson is the brain behind this absolute work…...
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Reveals ‘Free Childcare’ Plan That Includes Illegal Aliens (of Course)
5+ mon, 3+ week ago (388+ words) New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani says his ‘free childcare’ program is open to everybody. Yes, that includes illegal aliens. Mamdani would be kicked out of the party if he didn’t prioritize people living illegally in the U.S. — Grok…...
Move Over, Quality Learing Center: Here's the Somali Education and Resource Center
6+ mon, 1+ week ago (489+ words) "MAGA journalist" Nick Shirley's viral video has people knocking on the doors of alleged Somali daycares, adult care facilities, and, in this case, the Somali Education & Resource Center in Ohio. We wish we could tell you the name of the…...
We Looked! Eric Holder Says ‘Authentic Guy’ Tim Walz Was Thoroughly Vetted and Nothing Bad Was Found
6+ mon, 1+ week ago (493+ words) But first, the clip. (WATCH) "nothing of substance."You can't believe a word they say. So says Obama's "Wingman." Got it. 😂 Eric would never lie. Many commenters say Walz was vetted, alright. Just like the hordes of illegal aliens former…...
Read This TWICE: MN Dept. of Children 'Clears' Fraudulent Somali Daycares, There's Just One BIG Problem
6+ mon, 1+ week ago (485+ words) In what can only be described as peak government gaslighting, NBC News says Minnesota's Department of Children, Youth, and Families has 'cleared' several child care centers of fraud allegations, insisting they're 'operating as they should' despite mountains of evidence suggesting…...
Director of Somali Daycare Gives His Side in AP Interview
6+ mon, 1+ week ago (422+ words) The AP wanted to present both sides, and so it sat down with the director of ABC Learning Center, which was featured in Shirley's video, and he told the Shirley's video was part of a political campaign against Somali Minnesotans....